Monday, September 10, 2012

Aala Re Aala....

Don't be surprised if.....

Sachin Tendulkar takes off his Shirt on the ground even after an ordinary match win.
Virat Kohli not only shows his frustration by mere words but at times he even uses his hands and legs.
Ashish Nehra enters into a dispute over several misunderstandings with the Team India coach Duncan Fletcher, even after knowing the fact that he is not at all wanted by the team.
Sehwag is seen with a bossy attitude even though it looks very funny on him.
After so many years Parthiv Patel dusts the responsibility of twelfth man as he feels organising equipment and drinks for the players and delivering messages is below his social status.
Sreesanth refuses to obey the cricket authorities as he feels he can do wonders without such silly peoples' interference.
Robin Uthappa asks Yuvraj to carry back his (Robin's) gloves and helmet during his walk back to the pavillion after a hard earned 25 runs.
Ajinkya Rahane raises his bat after his 50 towards the empty home balcony in pride....
Mahendra Singh Dhoni arrives late for every toss not only against Australia or South Africa but against all International teams.
Suresh Raina fails miserably in running between the wickets.
The constant catch drops and hurting themselves on every catch makes the team collectively take the decision of not catching the ball hence forth, however simple the catch may be.

And how do I know that  all of the above going to happen for sure? Well, Hoshiyar, Dada Indian team ke coach ke roop mein waapas aa rahe hain!!

Whatever may be the effects, I am longing for that 'Unlimited Dadagiri'. You never know this arrogance of the team may be helpful during foreign visits. We are a bit bored of this cool and calm Indian cricket team.